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0825Y00F11microknight08Y00C2NDesert Island Disks
0806Y00C5NVarious
0819Y00F05topaz08Y00C1N
0801NOkay - it's back with more willing people ready to sit the Panda challenge,
0801Nbut first a reminder of what it's all about:
0801N
0811Y45C4Y66C1NWe've all secretly listened to BBC Radio 4's `Desert Island Discs', haven't
0801Nwe? I even know the name and the station, so I can't deny that I secretly
0801Nget off on Sue Lawley's voice. It's a cliche, I know, but I thought we could
0801Nhave a go at stealing their idea. Whats so wrong with a cliche after all,
0801Njust look at Russel Grant, and he's done very well for himself (so PIP tells
0801Nme). Anyway our version is slightly different.
0801N
0801NI can't see the point of getting stranded on a desert island with a pile of
0801Nrecords and a book. Okay, we'll comprimise and keep 2 albums (no
0801Ncompilations thankyou! Original albums only) and 1 book, but no more, or
0801Nthis could get fairly boring. What you can take instead is 5 girls to share
0801Nyour tropical, sandy paradise. But hang on... what if you don't like girls,
0801Nwhat if you like animals or children or inanimate objects like teeth and
0801Nkievs.... but what if you like men. Some people do.
0801N
0801NYou are also allowed to take your Amiga (of course) and obviously some kind
0801Nof wave powered generator. You can choose 1 piece of software and 1 piece of
0801Nhardware to go with your girlfriend/(stroke)boyfriend - the Amiga I mean.
0801N
0801NFinally you can take two videos, one chocolate bar, one, non-alcoholic canned
0801Ndrink and one magazine, of your choice. Miss-L-ANUS is a word I can't spell
0801Nso lets have one object of that nature to add surprise to it. We won't go
0801Ninto how you came to be carrying all this stuff when you accidently happened
0801Nto be ship wrecked, because I just can't be bothered anymore.
0801N
0811Y59C5Y63C1NThis issue the first person who wants to try their luck is Mmrr. Are you
0801Nready Mmrr... no? No are you ready. What? Ah-ha-ha. No. Go on then....
0801N
0806Y00C2N[Mmrr begins]
0806Y00C1NI'm thinking, I'm thinking. No. no no no no.
0801N
0801NBeing stranded on a desert island was a fantasy of mine a few years a go, I
0801Nsay. When I heard about Desert Island Disks I couldn't wait to give it a go.
0801N
0801NErm, records/albumythings first.
0801NMy 1st choice would have to be the timeless classic Achtung Baby! by child
0801Nkissers cum stone (Blairny) boys U2. They are my favouritest band ever and
0801NI'm not sad. And no Bono is not losing his hair, if you care... or his
0801Ntalent and he still possesses full use of his faculties unlike Edge who is a
0801Nold mexican-prevert.
0801N
0801NSecond choice, and may I just say 2 albums is not enough, is Urban Hymns by
0801NThe Verve - an obvious choice if you just use your ears for hearing it with,
0801Nthus so.
0801N
0801NChocolate bar: Notice how I am rating these in order of importance to my
0801Nlife. Snickers. It's dead good with its funny white stuff and nuts too.
0801N
0801NObjects de sexual D'sire au chocolat
0801NIn no particular order:
0801N
0811Y00C5Y02C1N* Peter Duncan when I was 6, not him.
0811Y00C5Y02C1N* Nicky Wire with or without make-up as long as he isn't talking about golf.
0811Y00C5Y02C1N* It would have to be Richard Ashcroft really.
0811Y00C5Y02C1N* Robert DeNiro when he was less craggy.
0811Y00C5Y02C1N* Will of Chris Evans' TFI Friday, and yes I know he looks about twelve.
0801N
0801NBook:
0801NI'll probably be ridiculed for this, but in the mood I'm in right now, I
0801Nthink I'll have to go for Lord Of The Rings. (It's an allegory of WW2 don't
0801Nyou know).
0801N
0801NVideos:
0801NDo you mean films? if not, one of them would contain all my favourite
0801Nepisodes of Star Trek the Next Generation (it's full of moral issues to
0801Nremind me why living in wanton debauchery is so good) and ooh, probably
0801NApocalypse Now, even though it does have a crap ending.
0801N
0801NMagazine:
0801NThis would have to be the music mag Q. Enough said.
0801N
0801NNon Alco-Pop:
0801NPepsi. It is King. I used to be Coke but now I am not. I have seen the
0801Nlight and I stray no more.
0801N
0801NMisc article for this article shall be BED.
0801N
0801N(As to Amiga stuff, I don't really give a shit; or is it heresy to say so
0801N'round these parts?)
0801N
0806Y00C3NaNd thAt's tHe enD of Mmrr.
0801N
0801N
0831Y00C1Y00C2Y06C1Y11C3Y18C2Y25C1N _ \ / /____ Notice how the sun catches the man's Penis, Billy
0826Y00C2Y06C1Y12C3Y19C2Y25C1N / _ __*_ \ but can you catch, boy?
0811Y00C2Y06C1N |||/ /_/_/
0811Y00C2Y06C1N|||||| / /
0811Y00C2Y07C1N\\\\\\\/ /
0801N| __ \ /
0821Y02C5Y08C1Y13C3Y76C1N\ + b\/ ----- I am Jesus and I play the Jews harp - yeah like with my
0811Y19C3Y78C1N \ \_ \ fucking dribbling mouth. Ha ha. Olaf Boheim couldn't be
0821Y05C2Y08C1Y17C3Y77C1N \ #%# / here this week so he sent Cheeky Chops, but he's makin a
0811Y17C3Y78C1N / <> \ cuppa of soup just like the man said so I'm doing this
0821Y04C2Y09C1Y16C3Y76C1N \__|__/ interlude to adorn.
0801N
0811Y19C5Y28C1NAnd next up we have The Flea
0801N
0801NOkay, first of all, I was roped into this when I was drunk, so don`t blame me
0801Nif the spelling is crap.
0801N
0801NOkay, top five birds are:
0801N
0801N1) Marina Sirtis (Cllr. Troi off Star Trek : TNG), as the Starfleet Uniform
0801Nwas designed for her.
0801N2) Lisa Kudrow (Phoebe off Friends), she is fucking fit and I have always
0801Nhad a thing about scatty girls (I know it`s only the character, but who
0801Ncares??), and that tight whatever it is she wears in the opening titles is a
0801Nmajor turn on.
0801N3) Courtney Cox (another Friends bird)- she has nice eyes and amazing legs.
0801N4) I can`t remember her name, but she played Becky in Roseanne for one
0801Nseries and wore a tiny uniform for a burger bar which really showed off, erm,
0801Nwell, everything, really.
0801N5) Jennifer Helm (not famous), she is a girl I know from work that has a
0801Ngorgeous smile an amazing arse, and legs that a professional gymnast would be
0801Njealous of.
0801N
0801NBit of hardware- A full A4000 setup (additional to the A1200!), for
0801Nblindingly obvious reasons.
0801N
0801NBit of software- either Breathless or Alien Breed 3D II- I`ve played demos of
0801Nboth and can`t decide which is better yet.
0801N
0801NDrink- Coke.
0801N
0801NChoc bar- Chocolate Orange Kit Kat.
0801N
0801NBook- Red Dwarf Omnibus- I bought this ages ago and still haven`t read it, so
0801Nthis would give me that once-in-a-lifetime chance.
0801N
0801NRecord- None (I have no musical taste whatsoever).
0801N
0801NMagazine- CU Amiga- well ace mag that will rule the magazine world.
0801N
0811Y31C2Y37C1NMisc- Jude`s guitar, so I could smash it.
*!EOF